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8:41 pm 27 November 2013
Remy - Katy Evans

"...my cock fills up and throbs until it feels like lead."

Me, to my fiance: Hey does your cock ever feel like lead?
My fiance: ARE YOU READING THAT FUCKING BOOK AGAIN? 
Me: No.
Fiance: Oh thank God.
Me: The sequel.
Fiance: *does not look pleased by this news*

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