Reading progress update: I've read 20 out of 389 pages.

Touched by an Alien - Gini Koch

Me: This is really fun!
Fiancé: *glances at title* *raises eyebrow*
Me: Yeah, ignore that, I think it’s supposed to be a joke.
Fiancé: Are you sure?
Me: Of course.
Fiancé: I can’t help but wonder after the gargoyle porn incidents last summer.
Me: Hey, it wasn’t really gargoyle porn.
Fiancé: Yeah, but you were hoping it would be.
Me: *awkward silence*